ErinIs.com

I don’t even know what to say about this spam. Apparently it is still impossible/against the rules for spammers to use proper grammar and capitalize their “I”s , but at least the’ve moved on from the whole Nigerian Prince scam. While I clicked the link to localdatelink.com I couldn’t bring myself to register for the site so I could check out the profile for “wishfulthinking” because I don’t want more spam. 

If you can’t read the email – I’ve copied and pasted the body of the email after the jump. Lovely stuff. 

i’m writing this to you cause i want you to know how i really feel. yes, i made a bogus email to talk to you cause i don’t know any other way to say all this. these past couple days it’s been really killing me. i think you and i both know we’re meant for each other. if you don’t see it then you must be blind. i don’t care what other people are going to think. i’ve had my eyes on you since i first laid eyes on you. sounds corny, but it’s really true. i guess what i’m trying to say is this…we started off friends and now i want to end as lovers. i can honestly say that i’m starting to fall in love with you. and to tell you this way makes me disappointed cause i can’t tell you in person. but know this…it may not look like i have any interest at all, but secretly i think you’re the best thing that God has ever made. no seriously, i mean that from the bottom of my heart.

i just want you to consider how i feel. the pictures that i have of us is probably the best thing in my life right now. i daydream all day about you at work and i can’t stare at your picture all day long. it feels good to let all this out. i have a profile at localdatelink.com if you search my username is “wishfulthinking”. i hate doing it this way, but once you see the pictures, you’ll know who i am. i hope this doesn’t change our relationship in any way. please don’t feel awkward next time you see me. i hope you’ll feel the same way as i do. if not, i completely understand and ill leave you alone…

XOXO

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